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A porn site stole my url

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

ultrafacts:


Turkey’s deputy leader said that he doesn’t like it when women laugh in public & told them not to, but he actually caused plenty of hilarity across the country, Source

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ultrafacts:

Turkey’s deputy leader said that he doesn’t like it when women laugh in public & told them not to, but he actually caused plenty of hilarity across the country, Source

Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

alphasandassociates:

deezyville:

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

Which means stick to well lit and highly populated areas at night if you’re Black.

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg