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A porn site stole my url

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X: hey Gas what do you think of a live performance set-up where we basically hold hands the whole time and I slap your butt and steal your cigarettes on occasion
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G: cool

rivoire:

here’s a fic i wrote for fuck-iamnotquitesurewho like two christmasses ago which was a labour of love and obviously took a lot of time and effort and thought and omg she didnt even like it bc she is never grateful for the things i do and wonders why i never make her things anymore ps the formatting fucked up a bit sorry…..

This is the greatest gift anyone’s every given to me, not verb the birth of my first born child could match this

datsobieguy:

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

These were legitimate mysteries…now solved.

constantlyrambling:

rorpie:

constantlyrambling:

rorpie:

MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM ARE G A Y

MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM HAVE BOTH EXPRESSED ATTRACTION TO MEN SO THEYRE PROBABLY B I S E X U A L

i don’t care

I do bc bisexuals have literally no representation in media lol get ur biphobia away from me pls

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

witchgoth:

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v-for-valkyr:

clestroying:

lackabond:

parkermurdock:

i have spent 4 years searching for this video

if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with

i only last 35 seconds

two seconds and i fucking bailed i have never heard someone make that sound before